Ach, so ...

So, it seems, the Quran actually Was 'desecrated' by guards and interrogators at Guantanamo Bay (otherwise known as Gitmo to those who serve there, America's Gulag to Amnesty International, and the George W. Bush Memorial Health Spa and Detention Center to Our Beloved Leaders). Bush's primary mouthpiece, Scotty "Please Keep Helen Thomas Away From Me" McClellan, is trying to spin it. Spinning in this case involves standard tactics - keep repeating that it's not bad, we're really doing a great job, and anyway it's all the media's fault for blowing it out of proportion.

Ho, ho. There's a minor flaw in this; after a while it starts to reach a point of diminishing returns. Some people don't like being lied to incessantly. Which is why it's important to take action.