Sunday, April 13, 2008

Surprise!

John McCain screws up the difference between Shiite and Sunni - four times.

Barack Obama chooses the wrong word in a speech.

Hilary Clinton takes a shot of whisky.

Surprise! Your Presidential candidates ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS.

That's right, folks; these people didn't pass through a membrane from another reality, or materialize in some mad scientist's laboratory. They were born Americans, educated in America and American voters are putting them in a position to contend for the highest elected office.

So we expect these people to be cold and remorseless as the Terminator and as calculating as a Mentat, not to mention as bone-chillingly precise in everything they do or say as Data. I've got news for those people who expect that kind of behavior from a human being.

Ain't. Gonna. Happen.

No way.

To be blunt, I like the fact that these people are making mistakes or indulging in innocent pleasures like a tot of the liquor. It makes them more approachable (and in Hilary's case, I can completely understand her need for a nip).

1 Comments:

Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Hey, when did you start posting here again. I thought you had flown the coop. Glad to see ya back.

Meanwhile the president admits he allowed human beings to be tortured and don't hear squat about that. He's the one who isn't "human", he's just an evil creature.

Kind of late in the spring for this winter like weather we're having today, isn't it. To be honest I love it and it's a nice break in the heat.

4:30 PM EDT  

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