Saturday, August 23, 2008

It's Biden

I awoke from a sound sleep at about 4 AM this morning sensing another disturbance in the Force. I switched on the telly and discovered that Senator Obama had chosen Senator Joseph Biden (D-MBNA) to be his running mate.

Biden.

Plagiarist with a Potomac jones that has made him run for Prez twice in the past 20 years. Said publicly that Obama had no experience, then went on to a just-this-side-of-racist backhanded compliment. Shill for Big Banking and co-author of the egregious bankruptcy bill that guaranteed that millions would remain slaves to their credit cards.

But he's got the foreign policy chops that Obama needs to fill in the gap in his resume. Sure, Biden's a smartass.

But he's a competent smartass, and I think we can live with that.

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