Sunday Humor Corner

The week's best invented words, courtesy of The Star (Toronto):

INDOGNATION, n.:
what a pet canine displays toward its owner after being picked up at the kennel. (Bob Blasko, Wyevale, Ont.)

ROVERINDULGENCE, n.:
indulging your pet to the point that it has a better wardrobe than you do. (verbotomy.com)

GIGGLE, n.:
a group of young girls. (Jo-Anne Christie, Beaumont, Alta.)

CRANKXIOUS, adj.:
being so anxious over something, it makes one cranky. (Shirley Dudeck, Niagara-On-The-Lake)

AIREOKE, n.:
playing air guitar in public. (www.wordspy.com)

UNPROTECTED SLEEP, n.:
risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task by turning off your alarm clock and going back to sleep. (www.urbandictionary.com)

SNEEZURE, n.:
"a fit of several sneezes in a row." (www.alphadictionary.com)

KNEEPIT, n.:
the area behind the knee. (www.unwords.com)

COFFEE, n.:
"the person upon whom one coughs." (www.thesandiegocoast.com)


Any ideas for next week's invented words?