No Way I Could Improve On This (UPDATED)

Just absolutely no way. Conan O'Brien had William Shatner on his show last night, and to help us put Sarah Palin's rambling and almost incoherent "farewell" in a slightly more comprehensible light, The Shat recited a portion of the speech as Beat Poetry. The recitation was accompanied, as Beat Poetry should, by bass violin and bongos.

Take a look:



The funny thing is, if you actually read a transcript, it reads like Kerouac or Ginsburg.

Update:
NBC pulled the YouTube video, so here's the actual feed.