Poop from the Pope

His Holiness and Wearer of the Pointy Red Pradas Benedict XVI has spoken, and the witch-smeller pursuivants are unleashed. So, who are they after? What hideous hucksters of heresy are the targets for today?

Gay priests.

Yes, you heard right.

Admittedly, this is somewhat old news, but I've been rather insanely busy of late, and have been depressed owing to the constant state of outrage at the accumulating atrocities perpetrated by Dear Leader and his cronies.

Anyway.

Now, the Vatican has failed to do anything really substantial against rooting out pedophile priests, but they're going the extra mile to scare off homosexuals from the seminaries.

I can only guess that the Pope has either had a bad man-on-man experience at some point in his life (which explains his somewhat goofy smile) or hasn't read the studies that show that most pedophiles are heterosexuals.