Monday, January 30, 2006

Schoolyard Taunting

Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri, the reputed #2 man in the al-Qaeda terrorist organization, appeared in a video on al-Jazeera today, and wagged a finger at President Bush. He said (in effect), "Nyah, nyah, nyah. You missed me, Sport."

Like the War on Terror was a game of Dodgeball.

To be honest, al-Zawahiri did, in fact, dodge a bullet. The bombs intended for him missed and instead blew about 18 noncombatants into a cloud of pink meat.

Oops.

And, it seems, we didn't have the permission of the Pakistani government to do this.

Double oops.

So once again we strike out, killing a bunch of people in hopes of bagging just one person, only to find (once again) that we missed.

What the hell is this? A bad remake of the Gang That Can't Shoot Straight?

3 Comments:

Blogger Missouri Mule said...

Man, that's fucked up! Sorry, I couldn't stop myself.

1:16 PM EST  
Blogger Walt said...

MoMu,

Hi there and welcome!

3:44 PM EST  
Blogger BlondeSense Liz said...

This is the scariest shit ever. Nothing will stop them from their killing agenda. And americans think we're a moral country. god help us.

11:50 AM EST  

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