You Just HAVE to Love This ...

This little gem of Republican Family Values was found in today's Lakeland, Florida Ledger:

(The bold bits are for emphasis.)

Rep. Allen Faces Prostitution Charge

State Rep. Bob Allen was arrested Wednesday after offering to perform oral sex on an undercover male police officer for $20, authorities said.

Veteran's Memorial Park was under surveillance when Allen, R-Merritt Island, was seen coming into and out of a restroom three times, Lt. Todd Hutchinson. Allen, 48, then approached an undercover officer and was arrested.

He has been charged with solicitation for prostitution, which has a maximum penalty of one year in jail. Allen was booked into Brevard County jail on $500 bail.

Allen is a married father of one.

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Is it wrong for me, a registered Republican, to display such unseemly glee at the idea of yet another of these "family values" assholes whacked upside the head by their lusts?

Didn't think so.