Bwahahaha!

The forty-second Super Bowl is now history, and it was a great one.

Primarily because the team everyone expected to win - the 18-0 New England Patriots - didn't.

Didn't.

They lost 17-14 to the New York Giants.

The Giants defense sacked QB Tom Brady, the Pats' pissy little Borg of a signal caller, five times and left him looking even more like a petulant child. New England's offensive line was pretty offensive as they were unable to stop the constant pressure.

Giants QB Eli Manning, who was widely denigrated by NY fans, finally showed his potential.

NE Coach Belichick, that cheating little pussy, showcased his poor loser credentials by perfunctorily shaking hands with Tom Coughlin before storming off the field with one play remaining in the game.

Great game.

Went down well with homemade Philly cheesesteak sandwiches and a drink composed of V8 Fusion (Tropic Orange) and Tanqueray Gin.

The '72 Dolphins (fucking wankers) likely celebrated with champagne.

So the NFL season is now over. New England's run at a perfect season will now be remembered only because they failed at the end to complete the streak. Everything's a blank slate when the season starts up again this fall.

Go Raiders '08!