Dammit

George Carlin

Comedian, Gadfly, Author

1937 - 2008

Rest in Peace

Notable quotes:


"Ignore these four words."

"Christians must be sick in the head. Only someone who hates himself could possibly think of the pleasures of masturbation as self-abuse."

"I have no regrets in life. Although I am kind of sorry I never got to beat a man to death while wearing a tuxedo."