Michael Jackson, RIP

Personally, I thought he'd died years ago after yet another quack rejuvenation treatment, but I learned today that he died of a heart attack.

Probably after finding crow's feet wrinkles on his face.

I recall him first with the Jackson Five, not fondly. The music grated on my ears and the cartoon show they had was worse than pathetic.

But his foibles and shenanigans were the stuff of public scrutiny and tabloid fodder for years. Bloom County and South Park had a lot of fun with him.

Bye-bye, Michael.