Sunday, January 24, 2010

Breaking News!

In a tape recently acquired by non-Western news sources, Osama bin Laden has now claimed credit for ...

1. The weather being so nice today.
2. The New York Jets making it to the AFC Championship.
3. My head cold.
4. The election of Scott Brown to the vacant Senate seat in Massachusetts.
5. The enduring popularity of American Idol.


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