Friday, September 17, 2010

Obligatory Friday Anti-Sex Post

When I think about her ...

I DON'T touch myself.


I don't.

This is Christine O'Donnell, Republican Tea Party candidate for Senate in Delaware, and I hope that the voters there are proud that they voted for her.

You see, this is the Anti-Sex Post. Because O'Donnell here is anti-sex. She hates the idea of masturbation (comparing it to adultery), dislikes co-educational college dorms, despises homosexuality, and believes that she can stop pre-marital sex by legislation (I thought Prohibition proved that you can't legislate morality).

Something tells me that this arid, small-souled, unhappy woman is in dire need of something. Hmm, what could it be?

Oh, yeah.

That might work.


Post a Comment

<< Home