Dear Anonymous,

I want to thank you for commenting on my blog. I don't get many commenters on this page, as I'm a touch off the beaten track, as it were. That being said, I'd also like to thank you for the endearing terms "Dumbass Lefty Twit" and "Idiot" you left on your comments. Very nice to see that intellectual discourse and rational arguments are not entirely extinct.

Had you spent any time at all reading my blog, you might have determined that I am a Republican, as well as a true conservative in many ways. But I'll let your obvious ignorance pass, for the moment.

The reason I am bothering to bestir myself and respond to you is to say that if the Anti-Sharia Bill is signed into law, it can also be used to deny observant Jews the right to have kosher foods, or the right of Catholic priests to molest small boys, or Seminoles to practice in tribal courts.

It may overtax your mental capacity, but try to foresee the consequences of a law before you decide to support it. Just because it was written or co-sponsored by two knuckle-dragging, Bible-fellating assholes doesn't mean that you have to slavishly lap up every word that falls from their corporate semen-dripping mouths, does it?

And don't bother responding to this; I have nothing more to say to you.

Cretin.