Saturday, December 10, 2005

Season's Greetings!

The current "Distract the Public Away From The Complete And Utter Fuckup George Bush And His Criminal Gang Have Made Of The Country" issue espoused by the right-wing Christian Fascists has been the War on Christmas (patent pending).

In this, the shrill bleating of the attack sheep have announced that there is a liberal conspiracy to take Christ out of Christmas.

As if Sears, Macy's, Wal-mart and a thousand other retailers hadn't already done so.

Even forty years ago, The Immortal Charles Schultz talked about the commercialization of the holiday (and yes, Bill O'Fucking'Reilly, 'holiday' means 'holy day,' which can mean Christmas - you dumb fuck).

If there can be a way to commercialize a solemn ceremony or occasion, rest assured that some way will be found. Otherwise we wouldn't have Veteran's Day sales. Or Fourth of July sales. Or Thanksgiving day sales.

I'm waiting for Patriot Day sales, offering big big bargains on brand name merchandise to honor all of those people who died on 9/11.

Think it's not coming? I'll put money down on it (and I don't gamble).

So, for Hannity, Colmes, O'Reilly and Coulter:
Season's Greetings!
Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Happy Holidays!
Happy Hanukah (which starts on December 25th this year)!
Blessed Solstice!
Happy Kwanzaa!

Now shut the hell up - I'm trying to spike my egg nog.


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