"We Stand Ready to Help ..."
If by "help" you mean rape your economy, degrade your already low standard of living and corrupt your young through a corrupt government.
The title of this post is a blithering comment by Presidential Spokesmodel and Joe Gannon Successor Tony Snow, more than living up to his more usual nickname of "Snowjob" for the benefit of the Slave Media.
The people of Cuba need to brace themselves if Castro dies.
You see, the Cuban exile community here in the United States (especially the young people) have been raised and fed on rosy fairy tales of how wonderful Cuba was before that mean old Revolution came and chased them out.
The reality was far different. The majority of Cubans suffered a standard of living little better than Haiti, while a minority of Extremely Rich Bastards made a fortune off sugar, rum and cigars. And presiding over all of this was the squat figure of Fulgencio Batista, the military strongman who seized power in 1952 and made it a point to go around to the casinos (run by a cabal of shadowy gents with Italian names, hint hint) to collect his cut of the earnings.
If Castro dies, I can foresee a sledgehammer composed of exiles and wielded by either the Dumbass-in-Chief or his porcine brother Jebbie the Hutt (although I doubt Jeb would buy into this - he's smarter than George by any yardstick). The outcome of all this would be to inflict a Potemkin village "democratically elected" government that would be beholden to the United States, complete with all these exiles trying to get back shit they lost back in 1959.
Talk about suffering all the way to Havana.
The title of this post is a blithering comment by Presidential Spokesmodel and Joe Gannon Successor Tony Snow, more than living up to his more usual nickname of "Snowjob" for the benefit of the Slave Media.
The people of Cuba need to brace themselves if Castro dies.
You see, the Cuban exile community here in the United States (especially the young people) have been raised and fed on rosy fairy tales of how wonderful Cuba was before that mean old Revolution came and chased them out.
The reality was far different. The majority of Cubans suffered a standard of living little better than Haiti, while a minority of Extremely Rich Bastards made a fortune off sugar, rum and cigars. And presiding over all of this was the squat figure of Fulgencio Batista, the military strongman who seized power in 1952 and made it a point to go around to the casinos (run by a cabal of shadowy gents with Italian names, hint hint) to collect his cut of the earnings.
If Castro dies, I can foresee a sledgehammer composed of exiles and wielded by either the Dumbass-in-Chief or his porcine brother Jebbie the Hutt (although I doubt Jeb would buy into this - he's smarter than George by any yardstick). The outcome of all this would be to inflict a Potemkin village "democratically elected" government that would be beholden to the United States, complete with all these exiles trying to get back shit they lost back in 1959.
Talk about suffering all the way to Havana.
posted by Walt at 3:06 PM
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