The Sweet, Sweet Taste of Schadenfreude
Yes, I can experience joy from the sorrow and suffering of others, especially when the suffering and sorrow are being inflicted upon people who oh so richly deserve it. And you know who I'm talking about.
Yes, that's right.
The Republican leadership of the House of Representatives and Senate.
The House GOP leadership (affiliated with NAMBLA? Who knows?) is acting all willy-nilly over the continuing revelations that Rep. Mark Foley (who is Republican despite the best efforts of Fox News and the AP to call him a Democrat) getting all hot and bothered about the sleek young boys who were Congressional pages. So far only Foley and his former chief of staff, Kirk Fordham (who was working for the odious Tom Reynolds (R-NY) at the time of his resignation) have bit the big one, but it's only a matter of time before the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate touches:
Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL)
Majority Leader Boehner (R-who cares?)
And oh so many others.
Hee!
And while we're on the subject of pedophiles and their enablers, I've noticed a marked similarity between the following people:
Jerry Falwell
Karl Rove
Dennis Hastert
Mark Foley
Rep. Shimkus
They're all doughy, pink-fleshed white guys who ooze buttery emollients from every pore. They're like flabby eunuchs, reduced to moaning that they can't get laid while at the same time getting all hot and bothered over adolescent boys.
And YES, I'll call Jerry Falwell, High Priest of Moloch a pedophile. I have no tolerance whatever for snake-oil salesmen.
So, ladies and gentlemen (you know who you are), I'm going to sit back and have a good laugh at the expense of these overpaid, overstuffed, oversexed and under-ethical wastes of precious natural resources.
Yes, that's right.
The Republican leadership of the House of Representatives and Senate.
The House GOP leadership (affiliated with NAMBLA? Who knows?) is acting all willy-nilly over the continuing revelations that Rep. Mark Foley (who is Republican despite the best efforts of Fox News and the AP to call him a Democrat) getting all hot and bothered about the sleek young boys who were Congressional pages. So far only Foley and his former chief of staff, Kirk Fordham (who was working for the odious Tom Reynolds (R-NY) at the time of his resignation) have bit the big one, but it's only a matter of time before the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate touches:
Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL)
Majority Leader Boehner (R-who cares?)
And oh so many others.
Hee!
And while we're on the subject of pedophiles and their enablers, I've noticed a marked similarity between the following people:
Jerry Falwell
Karl Rove
Dennis Hastert
Mark Foley
Rep. Shimkus
They're all doughy, pink-fleshed white guys who ooze buttery emollients from every pore. They're like flabby eunuchs, reduced to moaning that they can't get laid while at the same time getting all hot and bothered over adolescent boys.
And YES, I'll call Jerry Falwell, High Priest of Moloch a pedophile. I have no tolerance whatever for snake-oil salesmen.
So, ladies and gentlemen (you know who you are), I'm going to sit back and have a good laugh at the expense of these overpaid, overstuffed, oversexed and under-ethical wastes of precious natural resources.
posted by Walt at 7:19 AM
1 Comments:
It's the Karma, baby! They are doing it to themselves. Set themselves up and then knocked themselves down. I feel no guilt in watching the show. :)
I would however like them to speed up the process.
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