On the Eve
Our Dear Leader Kim Jong Bush (a coworker coined that, and I think it's way funny) will address the masses of people who he thinks are too stupid to appreciate the wisdom that God Almighty has given him at 9:00 tonight. The topic of discussion will be Operation Bleeding Wound, and his plan to turn it into Operation Hemorrhage.
Now, the Iraq Study Group's estimate of the situation and recommendations to fix things has been on the table now for about two months. Big Daddy Bush's attempt to have his family consigliere and chief fixer (James Baker) remedy matters has been thrown back in his teeth by Baby Doc - er, Bush. Bush, being the recovering alky that he is, clings to his faith which posits that any indecision is a sign of weakness.
So he's not going to appear weak or indecisive. And instead of "stay the course" we'll have the "surge."
We've seen the "surge" twice so far in the course of this debacle, and it failed both times. Third time's the charm, eh George?
Unfortunately, Bush could talk for six days straight and it won't convince the majority of the American people any longer. Oh, it'll probably convince the small fraction of us who think God talks to George more than the Jim Beam does, and between them and the Wind Machines Bush may feel that he's supported and still has "political capital."
But, George:
We were told we'd be greeted as liberators - we weren't.
We were told our troops would be greeted with candy and flowers - they weren't.
We were told that "major combat operations are over" - they weren't.
We were told that the insurgents were "dead enders" - they weren't.
We were told that the insurgency was in its "last throes" - it wasn't.
And now you dare to sit there and tell us - your BOSSES, the people you WORK FOR, that you want to try it again?
Send more brave Americans to their deaths?
Destroy our military and what's left of our credibility?
Continue raping our civil liberties until America resembles some sort of low-rent Banana Republic?
I'll say it now and spare myself the trouble later on tonight:
You're a Fucking Idiot, George W Bush.
Now, the Iraq Study Group's estimate of the situation and recommendations to fix things has been on the table now for about two months. Big Daddy Bush's attempt to have his family consigliere and chief fixer (James Baker) remedy matters has been thrown back in his teeth by Baby Doc - er, Bush. Bush, being the recovering alky that he is, clings to his faith which posits that any indecision is a sign of weakness.
So he's not going to appear weak or indecisive. And instead of "stay the course" we'll have the "surge."
We've seen the "surge" twice so far in the course of this debacle, and it failed both times. Third time's the charm, eh George?
Unfortunately, Bush could talk for six days straight and it won't convince the majority of the American people any longer. Oh, it'll probably convince the small fraction of us who think God talks to George more than the Jim Beam does, and between them and the Wind Machines Bush may feel that he's supported and still has "political capital."
But, George:
We were told we'd be greeted as liberators - we weren't.
We were told our troops would be greeted with candy and flowers - they weren't.
We were told that "major combat operations are over" - they weren't.
We were told that the insurgents were "dead enders" - they weren't.
We were told that the insurgency was in its "last throes" - it wasn't.
And now you dare to sit there and tell us - your BOSSES, the people you WORK FOR, that you want to try it again?
Send more brave Americans to their deaths?
Destroy our military and what's left of our credibility?
Continue raping our civil liberties until America resembles some sort of low-rent Banana Republic?
I'll say it now and spare myself the trouble later on tonight:
You're a Fucking Idiot, George W Bush.
posted by Walt at 11:25 AM
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