Saturday, September 08, 2007

I Figured It Out!

I know now why the Christian Taliban in the United States are trying so hard to create a state religion in this country.

We've never had a religious war in this country, you see. The assholes who are trying to establish "God's Law" here have no historical equivalency to the Troubles in Northern Ireland or the Thirty Years' War.

So they're trying to establish a state faith so that we can all learn just how much fun it'll be to firebomb your neighbors just because you don't like their tribal god-totem.

Makes sense, doesn't it?


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