Thursday, February 07, 2008

Sweet Mother of Mercy in Jodhpurs and a Lobster Bib!

CNN is reporting that ex-Governor Willard "Mittbot" Romney will be 'suspending' his campaign today. I believe that's coded language for 'bailing out of the doomed money pit.'

I wonder who put that bit of code into his operating system ... I suspect Democratic hackers.

Stand by for updates.


It's official - Mittens listened to his bank book instead of his Magic Mormon Underoos. While he disagrees with McCain, he has acknowledged that it is inevitable that The Political Bisexual will get the nomination.

In other news, Rush Limbaugh was found floating face-down in a giant tureen of mock turtle soup, gurgling "Mitt, Mitt," while Ann Coulter was seen making preparations to vote for Hillary Clinton in November.


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