Bush and King Abdullah

President Bush went to see King Abdullah, and as soon as the door closed Bush was down on his knees begging for a "surge" in oil production to lower gasoline prices for Americans.

Eyewitnesses differ on how long Bush remained on his knees, but he's always been able to stay down there longer than his father could, back when he was President.

But when he was finally allowed to stand up, the current Head of the House of Saud zipped up his fly and sneered, "Screw you."

And that, friends and neighbors, is the outcome of Prez Bush's Great May Middle-Eastern Trip. One jab at Barack Obama, and one failed attempt to lower oil prices.

And not even a happy ending.