Sole Man

As part of his "farewell" tour, President Kim Jong Bush, the Barbarian-Quelling Generalissimo, dropped in on his satrapy in Baghdad. While having a joint press conference (probably a dress rehearsal for extended conferences with a joint at his new house in the former racist neighborhood near Dallas), an Iraqi journalist for a Cairo-based news service decided to make his displeasure known.

He threw his shoes at Bush.

And, as a parting shot, he shouted, "Here's a farewell, dog!"

CNN took pains to relate that both the shoe throwing and the canine epithet are very deep insults in Arab culture.

Now come on - if you don't respect the man, at least respect the office. This dry-drunk cretin is still our President, finger on the nuclear button and (if you listen to the People Of Little Brain) anointed by God. No matter that there are bits of gristle flushed down the loo with more intelligence than him, he's our President for the next month or so.

I bet he's looking forward to the monthlong cocaine and whiskey bender after he leaves office.

Oh, and Press Masturbator and Mouth of Sauron Dana Perino got a black eye in the melee. Karma? We report; you decide.

After the presser, Bush took a helicopter ride (at night - I thought we owned the skies over Iraq?) to Camp Victory, where it's reported he blamed the war on Saddam Hussein.

Nice to see he's staying true to form.

I don't know about you, but I can't wait until January when the adults will again be in charge.