Reality Bites
Specifically, reality bites the Republicans in the ass.
Back in 2012, a group of malcontents and unwashed troublemakers attacked our diplomatic post in Benghazi, Libya. Parts of the place were damaged, and four Americans died.
Naturally, the shit-flinging monkeys of the Right decided that it was all some sort of Nefarious Plot engineered by the Obama Administration. Conspiracy theories grew like mushrooms on a cow patty, and reprehensible Representatives like Darrell Issa (CACA) and Trey Gowdy (WTF?) decided to make names for themselves by spending huge amounts of taxpayer dollars to find out Just What Happened.
The House Intelligence Committee went after the idea, and released its report yesterday.
The report hit the House Majority, the new Senate Majority, the Tea Party, the Rightist Lunatics and the Conspiracy Theorists like a flaming sack of dog poop.
There was no conspiracy.
There was no Nefarious Plot.
The report served the purpose of putting into writing what everyone else knew all along - that the GOP and their Moronic Fellow Travelers were all full of shit.
The news media are filled with these jerks now, weeping openly that there had to be Something there, and that their own report - upon which they had such hope - thoroughly debunked all their pet theories about Benghazi.
Obviously, this won't stop them from clinging to their pet ideas like limpets. They are, after all, completely hoo-hah piss-your-drawers insane.
Back in 2012, a group of malcontents and unwashed troublemakers attacked our diplomatic post in Benghazi, Libya. Parts of the place were damaged, and four Americans died.
Naturally, the shit-flinging monkeys of the Right decided that it was all some sort of Nefarious Plot engineered by the Obama Administration. Conspiracy theories grew like mushrooms on a cow patty, and reprehensible Representatives like Darrell Issa (CACA) and Trey Gowdy (WTF?) decided to make names for themselves by spending huge amounts of taxpayer dollars to find out Just What Happened.
The House Intelligence Committee went after the idea, and released its report yesterday.
The report hit the House Majority, the new Senate Majority, the Tea Party, the Rightist Lunatics and the Conspiracy Theorists like a flaming sack of dog poop.
There was no conspiracy.
There was no Nefarious Plot.
The report served the purpose of putting into writing what everyone else knew all along - that the GOP and their Moronic Fellow Travelers were all full of shit.
The news media are filled with these jerks now, weeping openly that there had to be Something there, and that their own report - upon which they had such hope - thoroughly debunked all their pet theories about Benghazi.
Obviously, this won't stop them from clinging to their pet ideas like limpets. They are, after all, completely hoo-hah piss-your-drawers insane.
posted by Walt at 11:33 AM
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