Let the Good Times Roll

I'm being sarcastic, of course.

Lobbyist and Grand Paymaster of Legislators Jack Abramoff will, according to CNN, roll over like a weasel. He's agreed to a plea deal that will keep him out of prison, in exchange for names.

There is no doubt that many people of the rodent persuasion are now shaking in their boots, and a super-secret 'black' operation involving the NSA, the Delta Force and Fox News is probably already in the works to inject Abramoff's brain full of monkey pox or cancer cells in order to prevent from naming those names.