Friday, February 17, 2006

"Welcome to McTerrorists! Can I Take Your Order?"

CNN (yes, you heard me, the Chicken Noodle Network) has reported that the US Army has in its possession an actual employment contract used by the al Qaeda terrorist organization.

I'm not kidding.

The contract stipulates, among other things, how much vacation time is allowed to its employees (married or single), sick leave, and pay allowances.

It actually makes some sense - Osama was, after all, trained as a businessman. It would be plausible that he'd follow a business model.

But the idea's still a bit silly. Here you have people blowing themselves up for an Idea - and you want to make sure they get five days of sick leave per month.

However, there's a plus side. At least you don't have too many people in the pension plan.


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