Monday, October 05, 2009

Everywhere Around the Right

They're Hating On America.

Sing it to the tune of Neil Simon's They're Coming to America and you'll get it.

Last week, the city of Chicago was in contention to host the 2016 Summer Olympic Games. Hosting the Games has some economic benefits in terms of infrastructure improvements, something that almost any major US city would like to have.

So Chicago pulled out all the stops, and sent a raft of celebrities to Copenhagen to convince the International Olympic Committee to back them up over the other contenders (Madrid, Tokyo, Rio de Janeiro).

Even President Obama showed up to make a pitch.

As you all know, Chicago lost, so I'll keep the suspense to a minimum.

One of the reasons cited for the refusal was the fact that the US has very strict vacation and travel visa restrictions in place since 9/11, and that causes problems for people wanting to come to America for the Games.

Now, the news that America lost the Olympic Games was met with a tidal surge of semen as the entire Lunatic Right ejaculated at once. At last! Obama failed at something! His Administration is over! Hooray and Huzzah!

Well, my friends on the Right, the term ain't a quarter over, so you can shut up about that. And Chicago's loss of the Games is also Americas loss.

America lost, and the Right celebrates.

Hey, assholes of the Christian Taliban Right!

America, Love It - Or Leave It!


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