Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Got Porn?

Hey, guess what?

WE WON THE WAR ON TERROR!

No shit. I quite literally shit you not. The US Federal Bureau of Investigation, having conquered al Qaeda and arrested Osama bin Laden, has changed its focus to the Home Front in order to destroy the next target on the Bush Administration War Plan.

Pornography.

And not just any pornography, either; on the orders of Attorney General Alberto "Let's Torture 'Em" Gonzales they're setting up a nationwide task force at the FBI to crack down on the 'good' pornography - the kind that features human beings over 18 Gregorian calendar years of age.

Yes, you heard me.

Not child porn.

Not bestiality porn.

Not gay porn.

Good old fashioned heterosexual consenting adults porn is the target of the dedicated agents of the FBI.

You know, I feel much safer knowing that while I may get blown to bits by a terrorist car bomb, at least I won't be exposed to pornography.

2 Comments:

Blogger aikane said...

Hey, it's a chance to serve God and the government! Watch porn all week and then preach the Sunday sermon.

8:56 PM EDT  
Blogger Walt said...

I'm for that.

10:50 PM EDT  

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