Good News / Bad News
Good News:
The Iraqi Constitution appears to have passed, after allegations of fraud were resolved.
Bad News:
The Department of Defense revealed that three US soldiers died last week, raising the death toll since Mission Accomplished to an even 2,000. The Department of Defense stated that it will not mark this as a milestone, contenting itself with reviving the Vietnam-era practice of "body counts" in order to illustrate that we're winning.
Good News:
Dear Leader announced today that we will win the global war on terror.
Bad News:
The Iraqi insurgency is still going strong, and is increasing in sophistication, three years after Mission Accomplished. Further, the British Ministry of Defence has released the results of a poll where 45% of Iraqis support the insurgency, and 67% say they are less safe than when Saddam was in power.
Good News:
The Dear Leader's pick for Chairman of the Federal Reserve seems to be a hit with the markets.
Bad News:
Dear Leader's pick for Supreme Court nominee may not have even enough votes in the Judiciary Committee, let alone the full Senate.
Good News:
Recent press releases indicate that Vice President Cheney as well as Karl Rove and "Scooter" Libby may end up indicted in the Valerie Plame case.
Bad News:
There's still more than a year to go before impeachment proceedings can be started, since the House and the Senate are still held by a huge pack of False Republican hyenas.
"That's the news - good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow."
The Iraqi Constitution appears to have passed, after allegations of fraud were resolved.
Bad News:
The Department of Defense revealed that three US soldiers died last week, raising the death toll since Mission Accomplished to an even 2,000. The Department of Defense stated that it will not mark this as a milestone, contenting itself with reviving the Vietnam-era practice of "body counts" in order to illustrate that we're winning.
Good News:
Dear Leader announced today that we will win the global war on terror.
Bad News:
The Iraqi insurgency is still going strong, and is increasing in sophistication, three years after Mission Accomplished. Further, the British Ministry of Defence has released the results of a poll where 45% of Iraqis support the insurgency, and 67% say they are less safe than when Saddam was in power.
Good News:
The Dear Leader's pick for Chairman of the Federal Reserve seems to be a hit with the markets.
Bad News:
Dear Leader's pick for Supreme Court nominee may not have even enough votes in the Judiciary Committee, let alone the full Senate.
Good News:
Recent press releases indicate that Vice President Cheney as well as Karl Rove and "Scooter" Libby may end up indicted in the Valerie Plame case.
Bad News:
There's still more than a year to go before impeachment proceedings can be started, since the House and the Senate are still held by a huge pack of False Republican hyenas.
"That's the news - good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow."
posted by Walt at 1:14 PM
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