Start the Music!
Better start cranking that hurdy-gurdy, and watch the Monkeys dance!
The Bush White House has started moving a few people around, following the resignation of Andy Card as Chief of Staff. Among the simians who are leaving we engross the name of Scott McClellan, erstwhile Press Secretary and Chief Dribbling Mouthpiece for the White House. As one comedian quipped a few days ago, he decided "to spend more time lying to his family."
I can't improve on that joke.
Eminence Grise and Chief Political Fixer Karl Rove will be leaving his post as well. Not the way we'd like to see (either in chains or on a stretcher), and he won't be leaving the White House. No, no, no - he's going to be in charge of putting the Christian Fascist Wing back in power for the 2006 election.
Speaking as a Republican for the past 25 years, I can truthfully say that I'll vote Socialist before I'll put another Republican into office - at least until the Christian Fascists are routed out of office and relegated once again to the backwaters and fetid penis swamps of the American political landscape.
The Bush White House has started moving a few people around, following the resignation of Andy Card as Chief of Staff. Among the simians who are leaving we engross the name of Scott McClellan, erstwhile Press Secretary and Chief Dribbling Mouthpiece for the White House. As one comedian quipped a few days ago, he decided "to spend more time lying to his family."
I can't improve on that joke.
Eminence Grise and Chief Political Fixer Karl Rove will be leaving his post as well. Not the way we'd like to see (either in chains or on a stretcher), and he won't be leaving the White House. No, no, no - he's going to be in charge of putting the Christian Fascist Wing back in power for the 2006 election.
Speaking as a Republican for the past 25 years, I can truthfully say that I'll vote Socialist before I'll put another Republican into office - at least until the Christian Fascists are routed out of office and relegated once again to the backwaters and fetid penis swamps of the American political landscape.
posted by Walt at 10:20 AM
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