Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Open Question



Take a good long look at these people, who are hosts of a Christian evangelist television netwrork. In particular, take a good long steamy gawk at the woman on the right. Her hair is pink, her cheekbones could be used as lethal weapons, and her makeup would have Tammy Faye saying, "Girl, you need to stop now."

Now, the question:

Why is it that female evangelists on TV insist on looking just as hideous as possible?

3 Comments:

Blogger Liz Blondsense said...

Trashiness is next to Godliness, silly!

I really thought that the Tammy Faye look was a southern christian ideal- whoring for Jaysus.

Evangelicals are only on tv at 4am in NY and they are pretty darn funny asking people to touch the screen to be healed.

9:56 AM EDT  
Blogger Walt said...

The jail here in the county inflicts religious programming on the helpless inmates twice every weekday, and a stultifying 6 hours on Sundays.

10:03 AM EDT  
Blogger Liz Blondsense said...

But that's a good punishment!

8:44 AM EDT  

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