Monday, April 24, 2006

Yet Another Outrage

A new law recently proposed in South Carolina would ban the sale of sex toys and allow law enforcement to raid stores that sell these nifty little novelties.

This is stupid.

For starters, I think a lot of repressed housewives and mothers - forced to live outwardly straitlaced lives under the thumb of their overbearing Christian Fundamentalist hubbies/boyfriends/etc. NEED these things. Second, it's a lot of money going into the local economy.

So in the words of the president of the National Sex Toy Institute (NASTI), "They can take my dildo when they pry it from my cold, dead (CENSORED)!"


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