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South Dakota State Representative Joel Dykstra recently said in defense of SD's Nazi anti-abortion law that very few people understand the terms "Rape and incest." See, he's offering the idea that the phrase "rape and incest" is just a catchphrase, a series of buzzwords people who have little idea of the issues just throw out to stir up emotions.

So, with that said, we here at the Department of Deviant Tactics present this short play.

WOMAN: Representative Dykstra, you've said that not everyone understands the phrase "rape and incest." Is that true?

DYKSTRA: Yes, that's true.

WOMAN: Okay. I'd like you to meet Rocko. Say hello, Rocko.

ROCKO: Grunt.

WOMAN: Rocko doesn't say much. Now, Mr. Dykstra, Rocko here is going to punch you in the face and stomach a few times to stun you, then bend you over that table and rip off your pants. Rocko's then going to penetrate your anus with his erect penis. Okay?

DYKSTRA: Well, I -

WOMAN: Sic 'em, Rocko.

ROCKO: Grunt.

DYKSTRA: Ow! Oof! Hey! Ow! What - HEY! OWWW! SHIT NO GODDAMN OWWWW!!!!

WOMAN: Excuse me, Mr. Dykstra? I didn't quite catch that.

DYKSTRA: I meant rape for women, NOT MEN!!

WOMAN: Well, I can pretty much guarantee that when Rocko's done with you, Mr. Dykstra, you'll be a woman. Later on we'll have your father join Rocko, so you can learn what "incest" means.

Thank you, one and all.