A Double "WTF?!" Weekend
It's been a weird weekend, dear readers.
We start with Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO), who's running against Senator Claire McCaskill for her seat. I've never seen her seat, but I'm willing to take a punt and suggest that it needs to be reupholstered.
In an interview that was, sadly, televised, Akin opened his capacious piehole and swallowed both of his feet:
He actually said that women who are "legitimately" raped can somehow magically shut down their uterus and prevent themselves from getting pregnant. He cites unnamed "doctors" in his verbal diarrhea - I guess he's got an in with the ghost of Mengele, or maybe some guy with a bone through his nose.
What really surprised me here is that the interviewer didn't a) start laughing, or b) start slapping the taste out of this putrid excuse's mouth.
I just hope that none of his female relatives get "legitimately" raped.
A coworker showed me this, and I really wish she hadn't.
I almost busted a gut laughing:
Seriously . . .
What. The. F***!?