Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Attention, All Fundamentalists!

The Sun will be eaten by a gigantic celestial dragon on Wednesday March 29, 2006!

If you live in an area extending from Brazil to Mongolia, you can trace the path of the mighty beast as it slowly eats the Sun gulp by gulp until there's nothing left! Oh, horrors!

So pray like you've never prayed before that the hideous creature will vomit up the Sun and save us all!




And for those of you who actually use your brains, here's the link to a science article:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/28/world.eclipse.ap/index.html

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