This Doesn't Surprise Me

Former NBC anchorman Tom Brokaw was rushed to a North Carolina hospital after feeling "lightheaded" at a taping of some show or other.

This is unsurprising.  Brokaw feeling lightheaded, I mean.

The man's turned into such a lightweight I'm amazed he doesn't need custom-made weight belts to keep from having his vacuous head hurl his body aloft and into the stratosphere.